How I Almost Became An FBI Agent

Posted on January 20th, 2010 by Jeff

When I was nineteen or twenty years old I answered an ad in the newspaper, and was summoned to a job interview in Charleston.  The ad was vague, but mentioned the federal government, fantastic benefits, and job security. So I went up there, believing I was going to be in the running for a cushy [...]

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Elementary School Fads That Rocked The World!

Posted on January 19th, 2010 by Jeff

Our basement is a disgrace, and it’s mostly my fault.  I’m kind of a pack rat, you see, and there are countless boxes down there filled with “souvenirs” from all periods of my ridiculous life.  It makes Toney crazy, and we’ve had more than one argument about it.  Many more than one, in fact. A [...]

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