Fast Food Sadness, Creative Nicknames, and Number One Songs

Posted on December 23rd, 2009 by Jeff

About once every two weeks I’ll be at work, and feel an urge to have Subway for lunch.  Yes, a BMT with lettuce, tomato, and green peppers would be mighty good tonight, I say to myself.  Then I remember:  I told a guy there to go fuck himself, and can never return. So, that bridge [...]

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Is Discombobulated Really A Word? I Got No Spelling Alert.

Posted on December 22nd, 2009 by Jeff

Sorry about yesterday.  I allowed real life to get in my way, like a ball-baby bitch.  And I overslept today, so it never stops. Christmas is in, like, two weeks or something?  Man, I’m not prepared.  I haven’t bought anything for anyone.  Literally nothing, and that’s not a joke.  I’ll probably be at K-Mart on [...]

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