And Now It’s Time To Buy Yourself A Gift!

Posted on December 26th, 2009 by Jeff

The gifts have been opened, the house is turned upside-down, the kids are getting cabin fever and calling each other hurtful names (“whistle dick,” “anus neck,” etc.), the dips and side dishes are way past played-out, and the dog ate a length of green ribbon that you’ll eventually have to pull out of his butthole [...]

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Merry Christmas From the Bunker!

Posted on December 24th, 2009 by Jeff

I hope everyone has a fantastic holiday, and Santa (Santy) brings you everything you’re hoping for, whether it be physical loot, a positive life-change, or any combination thereof. I sincerely appreciate the continued support, and am very proud of the community we’ve built here.  You guys are great, and I don’t say it often enough.  [...]

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