My Lungs Are Full of Biscuit Dough!

Posted on December 29th, 2009 by Jeff

I think I’ve come down with typhoid, or possibly a very bad cold.  One or the other.  It feels like some jokester came in here while I was sleeping, and filled both of my lungs with twenty pounds of biscuit dough.  It’s no good, and I’m thinking about taking a sick day from work. But, [...]

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What Was The Biggest Holiday Hit At Your House This Year?

Posted on December 28th, 2009 by Jeff

So, the rumors proved to be true and Santa “Jiggles” Claus left the Secrets a Playstation 3 as a Christmas present this year. To be perfectly honest, I’m not real comfortable with a morbidly obese octogenarian in a prison beard stumbling around our house while we’re upstairs sleeping.  But, I’d likely be condemned by society [...]

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