36 Miles In 200 Minutes!

Posted on November 26th, 2009 by Jeff

On Tuesday I left for work about ten minutes earlier than normal.  I needed to pay someone to pass me a sack of fat through a window at Burger King, and couldn’t afford to be late for work.  I’d given an employee a lecture the previous evening, you see, about punctuality.  And it wouldn’t be [...]

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A Heartwarming Story for the Holidays

Posted on November 24th, 2009 by Jeff

Sunshine and Mumbles are stranded somewhere in Arizona.  Their 1982 Chevy van shit the credenza while they were on their way to Nancy’s house for Thanksgiving, only eight hours into a cross-country trip. I know I’m the paranoid type, but there is no way in hell I’d trust that big shuddering bucket of bolts to [...]

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