Thanksgiving Dinner and Horrible, Horrible Stores

Toney and the boys are home today, still benefiting from the big super-sized Thanksgiving holiday, so this one’s going to be a challenge. As I type, Toney is talking to the orthodontist’s office on the phone, the younger Secret is watching Elf in the living room, and the older boy is blasting “Humpty Bump” by [...]

An Update on the Arizona Tragicomedy

Sunshine & Mumbles paid $1600 to have a blown head gasket repaired on their van, and checked out of the Wet Spot Motor Lodge on Tuesday afternoon. Nancy sent them an additional $800, and so did Mumbles’ daughter, in Texas.  Our contribution?  Nothing.  We felt a twinge of guilt, but only a twinge.  If it [...]

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