Cartoon Voices, and What Does Cincinnati Have to Do With It?

On Saturday afternoon the oldest Secret was at a football game with a friend, and the younger boy asked if we could go to Five Guys for lunch. Hey, you don’t have to twist my love handles.  Let’s go!  It was a fantastic idea. While we drove I could almost taste the melty cheese and [...]

Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 285

Some sort of stomach bug is rampaging through my workplace, causing assplosions and call-offs and spectacular liqui-shit events. So far I haven’t been afflicted, but it’s probably only a matter of time.  Everybody’s passing it to one another, and is that creepy, or what?  Apparently we’re always ingesting, in one way or another, the cooties [...]

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