Celebrity Death and Family Fun

Posted on June 29th, 2009 by Jeff

How many actual albums did Michael Jackson release during the past thirty years?  Three?  Four?  Hell, he’s only a few ahead of me, and I’ve been sitting around eating Funyuns and power-farting into upholstery my entire adult life. In any case, it’s been a bad couple of weeks for celebs, hasn’t it?  Maude, Ed McMahon, [...]

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Your End of Week Topic Dump, vol. 714

Posted on June 25th, 2009 by Jeff

Last weekend we were pulling into the Sam’s Club parking lot, when Toney’s cell phone started ringing.  “Probably Sunshine,” she sighed, and grabbed it from her purse.  But it wasn’t Sunny, it was… me. That’s right, her phone said I was calling from my phone.  But I was sitting right beside her, probably going on [...]

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