Party Time at the Half-Shirts!

Posted on May 26th, 2009 by Jeff

The Half-Shirts had their annual Memorial Day blowout yesterday, and it sounded like a drunken, cackling good-time.  In fact, Toney and I were still awake at 1 AM, staring at the ceiling fan above our bed, and bitching about the noise. “I’m going to call the police,” a frustrated Toney said at one point. “Are [...]

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A Sure Sign of Dumbassery

Posted on May 22nd, 2009 by Jeff

While I was enjoying a Triple Lindy burrito with sour cream and cilantro for lunch yesterday, I started thinking about all the fun we had with signs during high school.  Well, to be more precise… signs and cheap beer in unreasonable amounts. Sounds kinda weird, huh?  Well, allow me to explain. Bill from WV and [...]

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