Some more scraps ‘n’ crap

Last weekend I cleaned my home office again, aka the Surf Report Bunker.  It is, quite literally, a walk-in closet.  In fact, the bar is still in there.  I’d say it’s roughly 8 ft x 10 ft, and painted babyshit green.  And it attracts mountains of crap like a mountain of crap magnet. Yeah, and [...]

Another Reason Why I Am Like I Am

When I was eleven years old, or so, my mother came home with an armload of another kid’s underwear.  Horrified all the way down to my skeleton, I listened to her explain that the boy’s mother gave them to her, because they were too small for him. I couldn’t believe what was happening before me.  [...]

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