In Celebration of Gym Teachers

The older boy got himself into some low-wattage trouble at school earlier in the week, for “talking in class.”  Since I’m his father I had to treat this as a serious offense, but come on.  Talking in class?  That’s the middle school equivalent of driving too slow, isn’t it? After we spoke to him about [...]

A Man Without A Gadget Plan

I think I’m running out of gadgets to buy.  I know that’s theoretically the goal, to have everything you want, but it’s also a little sad.  A person needs to covet electronics during the cold winter months, I believe, so he can stay warm by planning and researching and scheming… But I got nothing.  It’s [...]

The Filth and the Figurines

And now the answers to yesterday’s quiz… 1.  Small “crackle-glass” mini pitcher, made at a long-defunct glass plant once located in my hometown of Dunbar, and imaginatively called Dunbar Glass.  It was the first thing I ever bought off eBay, way back in ’96 or something. 2.  A baseball signed by Mickey Mantle, aka The [...]

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