My Seven Essential Christmas DVDs

Here at Surf Report World Headquarters there are seven DVDs that must be enjoyed every Christmas season, lest we run the risk of tearing a hole in the time/space continuum.  Or whatever. Five we watch as a family, one Toney and I enjoy together, and the last I do solo.  And here they are, The [...]

The New Shirts Have Arrived!

As modeled by the younger Secret, inside the subterranean Surf Report bunker.  To quote the T-Shirt Lady, they look awesome! Over the weekend Toney and I will bring in some over-hopped American microbrews, and process the orders.  There are a lot of ‘em, and it’s a good problem to have.  I sincerely appreciate the support. [...]

A Few Quick Things, volume 427

When I came downstairs this morning it smelled like day-old death in our kitchen.  Jesus J. McChrist! I hollered, while involuntarily launching into a series of David Byrne “same as it ever was” body contortions.  I think I even did that weirdness with my forearm, but it’s all a bit fuzzy. The trash!  It didn’t [...]

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