Unwrapping the Zero Bar

Posted on November 25th, 2008 by Jeff

Toney and I used to work with a creepy little booger-eater in Atlanta, who is the main character in two stories we repeat on a semi-regular basis.  And for years neither of us could remember his name. He worked in the same building as we did, for a long time, but nobody ever had much [...]

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The Second Half of a Half-Ass

Posted on November 21st, 2008 by Jeff

I was talking to Steve a few days ago, and he mentioned my recent update about Murphy’s Mart.  And he brought up something I’d completely forgotten about… In the rear of the store was a snack bar/restaurant kinda thing, and we would often have milkshakes there, or sundaes, or whatever. And I can’t remember how [...]

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