Where would a person even buy such an item? Mail order? At the bulk raisin hemp sack store? Off sea-of-hair dotcom? I simply don’t know.
Curious, Toney prepared this so-called Peace Pasta, and proclaimed it “not bad.” She tried to talk me into trying a spoonful, but I refused. For one thing, there was a distinct hint of garlic in the air. Plus… I wouldn’t be able to face myself in the mirror. There’s a peace-sign flashing bunny on the box, for god’s sake!
No, I think I’d much prefer Pandemonium Shells, Anarchy Manicotti, or a big serving of Mayhem Macaroni. Ya know?
Do you have anything unusual in your food cabinet, buried way back in the back? Why not take a look, and report back to us? Because it’s very important that we know.