Further Evidence Discovered!

Posted on November 30th, 2008 by Jeff

I was rooting through the kitchen pantry a few minutes ago, looking for something (anything!) to eat, and came across this little gem.  Gee, wonder who left it behind?  I’m baffled, baffled I tell ya! Where would a person even buy such an item?  Mail order?  At the bulk raisin hemp sack store?  Off sea-of-hair [...]

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Pooftering-Out, With Birthday Money

Posted on November 26th, 2008 by Jeff

We’re not going to West Virginia for Thanksgiving.  The weather isn’t cooperating, traffic would be horrendous, and the whole thing just seems like a cluster-copulation in the making.  So, when my mother called yesterday, requesting a final decision, I gave her the bad news. Toney’s been checking the weather obsessively.  And every time she’s shown [...]

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